precious moments

So today I look in the backseat of the car & Disa is crying big crocodile tears.
I said: Honey, whats wrong?
He said: I'm sad.
I said; Why are you sad?
He said: I miss Danny.
Ahhhh, so sweet.

Disa & Oliver were hanging out on the bed while I was getting ready. Oliver was jabbering away & Disa was playing with him.
I said: Are you talking to Ollie?
He said: Yes (with his little lisp)
I said: What is he telling you?
He said: He wants to go back in your belly.
I said: Oh, he is much to big to go back in my belly.
He said: (in a very firm voice) HE SAID HE WANTS TO GO BACK INTO YOUR BELLY.
Wild guess but I think someone just realized Oliver in my belly was better than Oliver out of my belly.

Danny & I are at the first day of kindergarten and the teacher just conducted their first am circle time. Danny comes back to the table & asks "So now am I in the first grade?"

We are at the dinner table after the second day of kindergarten and I ask Danny "Did you see any of your friends at school today?" He says, "I saw Brad in the girls bathroom" I ask, "What are you doing in the girls bathroom?" He replies "We can go in which ever one we want!" (so not true, as the first thing he learned in kindergarten was how to tell which bathroom was girls and which one was boys, I think he didn't make the connection on why that tidbit of information might be important)